See more quotes here. picksig-cgi-v0.92/picksig.cgi 0100755 0000765 0000765 00000004546 07753113654 015236 0 ustar sgray sgray #!/usr/bin/perl ###################################### # # # picksig.cgi v0.92 November 2003 # # # # Written by Scott David Gray # # # # Contact: # # Scott David Gray # # # # email: sgray@sudval.org # # # # URL: http://unseelie.org # # # # (c) 2001-2003 by Scott David Gray # # # ################################################################# # # # This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or # # modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License # # as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version # # 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. # # # # This program is distributed in the hope that it will be # # useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied # # warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR # # PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more # # details. # # # # You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public # # License along with this program; if not, write to the Free # # Software Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, # # USA. # # # # # ################################################################# $filelocation = "/var/www/cgi-bin/sigfile" ; open (LOCA, "$filelocation") ; srand() ; $lines=@file=
\n\n"; open (QUOT, "$sig") ; srand() ; $inside=@signature=\n\n"; print "\n\n"; close (QUOT) ; picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/ 0040755 0000765 0000765 00000000000 07753114140 014044 5 ustar sgray sgray picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/abelson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000151 07464747706 016212 0 ustar sgray sgray If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/adams.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000075 07741327053 015644 0 ustar sgray sgray You live and learn. At any rate, you live. -- Douglas Adams picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/aesop.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000053 07464747706 015677 0 ustar sgray sgray Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/ali.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000153 07464747706 015336 0 ustar sgray sgray If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. -- Muhammad Ali picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/alinsky.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000257 07753006334 016232 0 ustar sgray sgray The fact that people are poor or discriminated against doesn't necessarily endow them with any special qualities of justice, nobility, charity or compassion. -- Saul Alinsky picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/allen.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000120 07464747706 015656 0 ustar sgray sgray Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woody Allen picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/allen2.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000207 07464747706 015746 0 ustar sgray sgray I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. -- Fred Allen picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/ambler.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000245 07641061120 016003 0 ustar sgray sgray For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency. -- Eric Ambler picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/anderson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000115 07464747706 016400 0 ustar sgray sgray Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Laurie Anderson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/aristotle.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000117 07464747706 016577 0 ustar sgray sgray No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness. -- Aristotle picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/asimov.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000231 07464747706 016064 0 ustar sgray sgray The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/babylonian.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000262 07574025132 016670 0 ustar sgray sgray Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage. -- Babylonian Talmud picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/bacon.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000240 07741073020 015623 0 ustar sgray sgray If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties. -- Sir Francis Bacon picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/bennis.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000422 07727404003 016024 0 ustar sgray sgray Good leaders make people feel that they're at the very heart of things, not at the periphery. Everyone feels that he or she makes a difference to the success of the organization. When that happens people feel centered and that gives their work meaning. -- Warren Bennis picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/berenson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000136 07641061272 016365 0 ustar sgray sgray Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. -- Bernard Berenson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/berlioz.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000127 07464747706 016240 0 ustar sgray sgray Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Berlioz picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/bhartrhari.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000567 07464747706 016730 0 ustar sgray sgray A man lives long who lives a hundred years; Yet half is sleep, and half the rest again Old age and childhood. For the rest, a man Lives close companion to disease and tears, Losing his love, working for other men. Where can joy find a space in this short span? -- Bhartrhari, Epigram number 200, first millennium CE, translated by John Brough for Penguin Classics 1968. picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/bierce.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000751 07464747706 016026 0 ustar sgray sgray Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/biko.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000271 07734360364 015505 0 ustar sgray sgray The power of a movement lies in the fact that it can indeed change the habits of people. This change is not the result of force but of dedication, of moral persuasion. -- Stephen Biko picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/blake.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000131 07464747706 015643 0 ustar sgray sgray A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. -- William Blake picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/bohr.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000117 07464747706 015523 0 ustar sgray sgray Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/bowen.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000243 07464747706 015703 0 ustar sgray sgray The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella, But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella. -- Lord Bowen picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/brandeis.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000601 07727405707 016350 0 ustar sgray sgray Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or for ill, it teaches the whole people by its example. Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law-breaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy. -- Louis D. Brandeis, US Supreme Court Judge, Dissenting opinion on Olmstead v. United States, 1928 picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/brown.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000406 07464747706 015721 0 ustar sgray sgray I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land, will never be purged away, but with blood. I had as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done. -- John "Ossawatomie" Brown, December 2nd 1859 picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/brownson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000001432 07464747706 016441 0 ustar sgray sgray A government system of education in Prussia is not inconsistent with the theory of Prussian society, for there all wisdom is supposed to be lodged in the government. But the thing is wholly inadmissible here . . . because, according to our theory, the people are supposed to be wiser than the government. Here, the people do not look to the government for light, for instruction, but the government looks to the people. The people give the law to the government. To entrust, then, the government with the power of determining the education which our children shall receive is entrusting our servant with the power to be our master. This fundamental difference between the two countries, we apprehend, has been overlooked by the board of education and its supporters. -- Orestes Brownson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/brubaker.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000461 07464747706 016370 0 ustar sgray sgray I submit, however, that murder is the most difficult of all crimes to commit successfully. Therefore, until you're able to commit a simple act of terror, I strongly advise you to avoid anything as complex as murder. One must learn to walk before one can run. -- Dr. Ludwig Brubaker, The Seven Year Itch picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/buckley.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000137 07464747706 016231 0 ustar sgray sgray I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. -- William F. Buckley picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/buddha.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000126 07734355501 016004 0 ustar sgray sgray It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways. -- Buddha picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/burroughs.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000126 07641063002 016562 0 ustar sgray sgray A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. -- William S. Burroughs picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/butler.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000266 07464747706 016073 0 ustar sgray sgray A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing. -- Samuel Butler picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/cannon.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000105 07464747706 016042 0 ustar sgray sgray In the last analysis sound judgement will prevail. -- Joseph Cannon picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/card.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000210 07723763322 015462 0 ustar sgray sgray The only people who think children are carefree are the ones who've forgotten their own childhood. -- Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/cartmill.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000346 07464747706 016404 0 ustar sgray sgray As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. -- Matt Cartmill picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/ceasar.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000200 07641070611 015775 0 ustar sgray sgray The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- Irving Ceasar picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/cervantes.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000133 07464747706 016561 0 ustar sgray sgray It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it. -- Miguel de Cervantes picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/chesterton.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000001716 07464747706 016755 0 ustar sgray sgray It has continually struck us that there is no element in modern life that is more lamentable than the fact that the modern man has to seek all artistic existence in a sedentary state. If he wishes to float into fairyland, he reads a book; if he wishes to dash into the thick of battle, he reads a book; if he wishes to soar into heaven, he reads a book; if he wishes to slide down the banisters, he reads a book. We give him these visions, but we give him exercise at the same time, the necessity of leaping from wall to wall, of fighting strange gentlemen, of running down long streets from pursuers -- all healthy and pleasant exercises. We give him a glimpse of that great morning world of Robin Hood or the Knights Errant, when one great game was played under the splendid sky. We give him back his childhood, that godlike time when we can act stories, be our own heroes, and at the same instant dance and dream. -- G. K. Chesterton, 1905, The Club of Queer Trades. picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/christie.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000141 07641062275 016364 0 ustar sgray sgray If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody. -- Agatha Christie picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/chuangtzu.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000150 07464747706 016576 0 ustar sgray sgray All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility. -- Chuang-Tzu picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/churchill.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000210 07464747706 016540 0 ustar sgray sgray I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- Winston Churchill picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/cicero.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000437 07574020674 016030 0 ustar sgray sgray Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regulate them adequately and not wonder whether someone else's traits might suit him better. The more definitely his own a man's character is, the better it fits him. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/clark.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000134 07501675242 015647 0 ustar sgray sgray A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/clarke.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000002252 07464747706 016034 0 ustar sgray sgray I was in the pub last night, and a guy asked me for a light for his cigarette. I suddenly realized that there was a demand here and money to be made, and so I agreed to light his cigarette for 10 pence, but I didn't actually give him a light, I sold him a license to burn his cigarette. My fire-license restricted him from giving the light to anybody else, after all, that fire was my property. He was drunk, and dismissing me as a loony, but accepted my fire (and by implication the license which governed its use) anyway. Of course in a matter of minutes I noticed a friend of his asking him for a light and to my outrage he gave his cigarette to his friend and pirated my fire! I was furious, I started to make my way over to that side of the bar but to my added horror his friend then started to light other people's cigarettes left, right, and center! Before long that whole side of the bar was enjoying MY fire without paying me anything. Enraged I went from person to person grabbing their cigarettes from their hands, throwing them to the ground, and stamping on them. Strangely the door staff exhibited no respect for my property rights as they threw me out the door. -- Ian Clarke picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/confucius.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000104 07741073235 016546 0 ustar sgray sgray Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes. -- Confucius picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/connecticut.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000304 07464747706 017105 0 ustar sgray sgray I don't think it is of very much use to stay any longer in the High School, as the boys would better be learning to hold muskets, and the girls to make bullets. -- A Connecticut Schoolgirl, 1856 picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/cosby.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000146 07574023341 015672 0 ustar sgray sgray I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. -- Bill Cosby picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/cuomo.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000173 07464747706 015715 0 ustar sgray sgray The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday they might force their beliefs on us. -- Mario Cuomo picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/darrow.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000167 07464747706 016074 0 ustar sgray sgray I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. -- Clarence Darrow picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/davinci.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000150 07573300022 016154 0 ustar sgray sgray As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a happy death. -- Leonardo Da Vinci picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/dawkins.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000003231 07464747706 016231 0 ustar sgray sgray Each individual wants as many surviving children as possible. The less he or she is obliged to invest in any one of those children, the more children he or she can have. The obvious way to achieve this desirable state of affairs is to induce your sexual partner to invest more than his or her fair share of resources in each child, leaving you free to have other children with other partners. This would be a desirable strategy for either sex, but it is more difficult for the female to achieve. Since she starts by investing more than the male, in the form of her large, food-rich egg, a mother is already at the moment of conception 'committed' to each child more deeply than the father is. She stands to lose more if the child dies than the father does. More to the point, she would have to invest more than the father in the future in order to bring a new substitute child up to the same level of development. If she tried the tactic of leaving the father holding the baby, while she want off with another male, the father might, at relatively small cost to himself, retaliate by abandoning the baby too. Therefore, at least in the early stages of child development, if any abandoning is to be done, it is likely to be the father who abandons the mother rather than the other way around. Similarly, in mammals for example, it is the female who incubates the fetus in her own body, the female who makes the milk to suckle it when it is born, the female who bears the brunt of the load of bringing it up and protecting it. The female sex is exploited, and the fundamental evolutionary basis for the exploitation is the fact that eggs are larger than sperms. -- Richard Dawkins picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/debs.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000326 07464747706 015506 0 ustar sgray sgray If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had not been satisfied with their conditions, you would still be living in caves. Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of civilization -- Eugene Debs picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/demara.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000110 07464747706 016013 0 ustar sgray sgray Most Americans would rather be liked than right. -- Fred Waldo Demara picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/descartes.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000173 07464747706 016550 0 ustar sgray sgray Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense; no one thinks he needs more of it than he already has. -- Descartes picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/diamos.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000131 07641062515 016022 0 ustar sgray sgray Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. -- Nick Diamos picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/disraeli.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000125 07741073557 016356 0 ustar sgray sgray My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -- Benjamin Disraeli picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/dot.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000644 07464747706 015364 0 ustar sgray sgray Roses are red, violets are blue, that's what they say but it just isn't true. Roses are red and apples are too, but violets are violet -- violets aren't blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green. A pinky's not pink. So what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not we defile it. But ah, what the heck, it's hard to rhyme "violet". -- Dot's Poetry Corner, The Animaniacs. picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/douglass.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000310 07464747706 016405 0 ustar sgray sgray Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. -- Frederick Douglass picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/dozier.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000140 07464747706 016061 0 ustar sgray sgray You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead. -- Tarik John Dozier picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/drucker.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000136 07734360776 016227 0 ustar sgray sgray The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. -- Peter Drucker picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/dryden.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000001007 07464747706 016055 0 ustar sgray sgray You charm'd me not with that fair face Though it was all divine: To be another's is the grace, That makes me wish you mine. The Gods and Fortune take their part Who like young monarchs fight; And boldly dare invade that heart Which is another's right. First mad with hope we undertake To pull up every bar; But once possess'd, we faintly make A dull defensive war. Now every friend is turn'd a foe In hope to get our store: And passion makes us cowards grow, Which made us brave before. -- John Dryden picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/dumas.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000133 07464747706 015700 0 ustar sgray sgray I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. -- Alexandre Dumas, fils picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/eban.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000165 07641067751 015471 0 ustar sgray sgray History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. -- Abba Eban picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/einstein.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000117 07464747706 016407 0 ustar sgray sgray It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -- Albert Einstein picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/eisenhower.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000746 07573273657 016751 0 ustar sgray sgray Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/emerson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000001632 07464747706 016244 0 ustar sgray sgray If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each wishes to learn, and insisting that you shall learn what you have no taste or capacity for. The college, which should be a place of delightful labor, is made odious and unhealthy, and the young men are tempted to frivolous amusements to rally their jaded spirits. I would have the studies elective. Scholarship is to be created not by compulsion, but by awakening a pure interest in knowledge. The wise instructor accomplishes this by opening to his pupils precisely the attractions the study has for himself. The marking is a system for schools, not for the college; for boys, not for men; and it is an ungracious work to put on a professor. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/epicurus.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000162 07464747706 016430 0 ustar sgray sgray It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us. -- Epicurus picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/escher.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000071 07573300406 016020 0 ustar sgray sgray My work is a game, a very serious game. -- M. C. Escher picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/et.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000110 07464747706 015172 0 ustar sgray sgray How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T." picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/euripides.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000133 07741330357 016544 0 ustar sgray sgray In case of dissension, never dare to judge till you've heard the other side. -- Euripides picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/falkland.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000165 07641066375 016341 0 ustar sgray sgray When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision. -- Lord Falkland, 17th Century picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/feiffer.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000675 07464747706 016210 0 ustar sgray sgray I used to be a rebel in my youth. This cause... that cause... (chuckle) I backed 'em ALL! But I learned. Rebellion is simply a device used by the immature to hide from his own problems. So I lost interest in politics. Now when I feel aroused by a civil rights case or a passport hearing... I realize it's just a device. I go to my analyst and we work it out. You have no idea how much better I feel these days. -- J. Feiffer (being ironic) picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/fenelon.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000265 07464747706 016223 0 ustar sgray sgray All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born. -- Francois Fenelon picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/feynman.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000162 07641065324 016210 0 ustar sgray sgray I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. -- Richard Feynman picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/fitzgerald.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000252 07740607365 016715 0 ustar sgray sgray The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/foxx.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000142 07464747706 015553 0 ustar sgray sgray Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/france.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000244 07464747706 016030 0 ustar sgray sgray The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. -- Anatole France picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/franklin.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000206 07741331043 016351 0 ustar sgray sgray They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -- Benjamin Franklin picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/freud.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000110 07633413032 015643 0 ustar sgray sgray Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/frost.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000116 07464747706 015725 0 ustar sgray sgray If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. -- Robert Frost picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/fuller.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000504 07464747706 016062 0 ustar sgray sgray Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines. -- R. Buckminster Fuller picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/galbraith.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000151 07574024031 016501 0 ustar sgray sgray Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. -- John Kenneth Galbraith picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/galilei.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000164 07641067550 016166 0 ustar sgray sgray I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. -- Galileo Galilei, 16th-17th century picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/gannon.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000074 07641061777 016045 0 ustar sgray sgray Where facts are few, experts are many. -- Donald R. Gannon picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/gauguin.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000077 07464747706 016235 0 ustar sgray sgray Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. -- Paul Gauguin picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/gershenfeld.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000607 07730422362 017043 0 ustar sgray sgray For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That's a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they're unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork. -- Neil Gershenfeld picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/ghandi.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000234 07464747706 016023 0 ustar sgray sgray A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble. -- Mahatma Ghandi picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/goethe.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000146 07464747706 016046 0 ustar sgray sgray The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. -- Goethe picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/goldwater.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000173 07734356772 016562 0 ustar sgray sgray Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. -- Barry Goldwater picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/gorey.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000002043 07464747706 015716 0 ustar sgray sgray A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech. G is for George, smothered under a rug, H is for Hector, done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in the lake, J is for James who took lye, by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe, L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of enui. O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire, R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits, T is for Titas who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train. W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice. Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin. -- Edward Gorey "The Gastly Crumb Tines" picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/green.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000214 07730421046 015645 0 ustar sgray sgray The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/gregory.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000123 07464747706 016244 0 ustar sgray sgray Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are. -- Pope St. Gregory I picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/harris.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000531 07467027545 016054 0 ustar sgray sgray It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due; it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live in; it is easier to be a "civic leader" than to treat your own family with loving understanding; for the smaller the focus of attention, the harder the task. -- Sydney J. Harris picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/hasidic.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000205 07574024463 016161 0 ustar sgray sgray Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. -- Hasidic Saying picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/heinlein.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000411 07725714420 016344 0 ustar sgray sgray Pessimist by policy, optimist by temperament -- it is possible to be both. How? By never taking unnecessary chances and by minimizing risks you can't avoid. This permits you to play the game happily, untroubled by the certainty of the outcome. -- Robert Heinlein picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/herodotus.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000224 07635704140 016565 0 ustar sgray sgray Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. -- Herodotus picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/hitchcock.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000133 07477445246 016524 0 ustar sgray sgray Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs. -- Alfred Hitchcock picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/horace.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000127 07464747706 016033 0 ustar sgray sgray It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/housman.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000375 07464747706 016251 0 ustar sgray sgray Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean and brave, And miles around the wonder grew How well did I behave. And now the fancy passes by, And nothing will remain, And miles around they'll say that I Am quite myself again. -- A. E. Housman picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/howe.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000126 07464747706 015533 0 ustar sgray sgray You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him. -- Ed Howe picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/hubbard.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000136 07464747706 016201 0 ustar sgray sgray An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. -- Elbert Hubbard picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/humphrey.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000151 07750602376 016417 0 ustar sgray sgray The right to be heard does not autmotically include the right to be taken seriously. -- Hubert Humphrey picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/inge.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000165 07727403175 015505 0 ustar sgray sgray It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own. -- W. R. Inge picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/james.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000162 07464747706 015670 0 ustar sgray sgray A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/jarrett.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000157 07740606775 016245 0 ustar sgray sgray The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough. -- Bede Jarrett picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/jeeves.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000303 07464747706 016047 0 ustar sgray sgray We do not fear those whom we despise. The tactic, therefore, is to cultivate a lofty contempt for those who are about to listen to one. -- Jeeves, PBS version of Wodehouse's Wooster and Jeeves picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/johnson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000163 07464747706 016250 0 ustar sgray sgray If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. -- Lyndon Baines Johnson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/jones.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000404 07464747706 015706 0 ustar sgray sgray My friends, it is solidarity of labor we want. We do not want to find fault with each other, but to solidify our forces and say to each other: "We must be together; our masters are joined together and we must do the same thing." -- Mary Harris "Mother" Jones picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/kaiser.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000107 07747243533 016037 0 ustar sgray sgray When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. -- Henry J. Kaiser picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/kesel.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000527 07464747706 015701 0 ustar sgray sgray "Next mystery henchman -- enter and sign in, please!" ... "I will use my vast powers to help you rob or kidnap or kill, or take over the city or country or world, but I will not ride in an airplane. Oh, and I do not have any vast powers right now, but I am open to radioactive experimenta--" "NEXT!" -- Karl Kesel, Harley Quinn issue #4 picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/keynes.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000173 07464747706 016071 0 ustar sgray sgray But this *long run* is a misleading guide to current affairs. *In the long run,* we are all dead. -- John Maynard Keynes picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/king.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000123 07464747706 015516 0 ustar sgray sgray Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/kipling.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000125 07464747706 016225 0 ustar sgray sgray Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. -- Rudyard Kipling picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/laotzu.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000156 07741331271 016072 0 ustar sgray sgray To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. -- Lao Tzu picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/lebowitz.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000225 07464747706 016430 0 ustar sgray sgray Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. -- Fran Lebowitz picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/levant.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000130 07641065004 016032 0 ustar sgray sgray Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. -- Oscar Levant picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/lewis.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000635 07464747706 015721 0 ustar sgray sgray Of all tyrannies a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. -- C.S. Lewis picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/lichtenberg.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000156 07641063377 017052 0 ustar sgray sgray A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. -- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/licker.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000675 07466771433 016047 0 ustar sgray sgray The work [of software development] is becoming far easier (i.e. the tools we're using work at a higher level, more removed from machine, peripheral and operating system imperatives) than it was twenty years ago, and because of this, knowledge of the internals of a system may become less accessible. We may be able to dig deeper holes, but unless we know how to build taller ladders, we had best hope that it does not rain much. -- Paul Licker picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/lincoln.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000174 07464747706 016232 0 ustar sgray sgray Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. -- Abraham Lincoln picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/lippman.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000260 07464747706 016230 0 ustar sgray sgray Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can make of capitalism. -- Walter Lippmann picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/little.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000167 07574022313 016051 0 ustar sgray sgray There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. -- Mary Wilson Little picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/lorenzoni.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000077 07641063703 016576 0 ustar sgray sgray The average person thinks he isn't. -- Father Larry Lorenzoni picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/luten.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000321 07464747706 015715 0 ustar sgray sgray When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done. -- Daniel B. Luten picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/marshall.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000235 07727405460 016363 0 ustar sgray sgray Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. -- Thurgood Marshall, US Supreme Court Judge picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/martial.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000246 07464747706 016225 0 ustar sgray sgray If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor. These days only the rich get given more. -- Martial's Epigrams, Book 5, 81. Translation: James Michie, 1972. picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/marx.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000135 07741074571 015527 0 ustar sgray sgray Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/mclaughlin.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000151 07464747706 016712 0 ustar sgray sgray Noone really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/mead.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000134 07464747706 015476 0 ustar sgray sgray My grandmother wanted me to have an education, so kept me out of school. -- Margaret Mead picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/meir.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000165 07727375622 015524 0 ustar sgray sgray Peace will come to the Middle East when the Muslims love their own children more than they hate ours. -- Golda Meir picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/mencken.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000001271 07464747706 016213 0 ustar sgray sgray The truth is that Christian theology, like every other theology, is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is also opposed to all other attempts at rational thinking. Not by accident does Genesis 3 make the father of knowledge a serpent -- slimy, sneaking and abominable. Since the earliest days the church as an organization has thrown itself violently against every effort to liberate the body and mind of man. It has been, at all times and everywhere, the habitual and incorrigible defender of bad governments, bad laws, bad social theories, bad institutions. It was, for centuries, an apologist for slavery, as it was the apoligist for the divine right of kings. -- H. L. Mencken picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/millay.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000210 07750021512 016024 0 ustar sgray sgray After all my erstwhile dear, My no longer cherished, Need we say it was not love, Just because it perished? -- Edna St. Vincent Millay picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/milne.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000161 07464747706 015674 0 ustar sgray sgray One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. -- A. A. Milne picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/montaigne.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000124 07464747706 016550 0 ustar sgray sgray Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. -- Michel de Montaigne picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/morganstern.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000403 07464747706 017126 0 ustar sgray sgray A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*. -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers" picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/murphy.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000170 07574021307 016074 0 ustar sgray sgray Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/musset.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000230 07464747706 016105 0 ustar sgray sgray The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does not approach what your best friends say behind your back. -- Alfred De Musset picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/naiman.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000001163 07464747706 016036 0 ustar sgray sgray Shamus, n. [Yiddish]: A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagogue functionaries, and there's a joke about that: A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in the middle of a service, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!" The cantor, not to be bested, also cries out, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!" The shamus, deeply moved, follows suit and cries, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!" The rabbi turns to the cantor and says, "Look who thinks he's nobody!" -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish" picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/nather.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000164 07464747706 016054 0 ustar sgray sgray A University without students is like an ointment without a fly. -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/neumann.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000153 07504677163 016224 0 ustar sgray sgray There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about. -- John von Neumann picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/newbolt.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000134 07566744562 016242 0 ustar sgray sgray To set the cause above renown, To love the game above the prize. -- Sir Henry John Newbolt picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/nietzsche.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000001051 07727710013 016540 0 ustar sgray sgray That everyone has an "immortal soul" has equal rank with everyone else, that in the totality of living beings the "salvation" of every single individual may claim eternal significance, that little prigs and three-quarter madmen may have the conceit that the laws of nature are constantly broken for their sakes -- such an intensification of every kind of selfishness into the infinite, into the impertinent, cannot be branded with too much contempt. And yet Christianity owes its triumph to this miserable flattery of personal vanity -- Nietzche, 1895 picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/oconnor.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000310 07727406710 016226 0 ustar sgray sgray Do the best you can in every task, no matter how unimportant it may seem at the time. No one learns more about a problem than the person at the bottom. -- Sandra Day O'Connor, US Supreme Court Judge picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/orourke.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000335 07464747706 016261 0 ustar sgray sgray After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. -- P. J. O'Rourke picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/ovid.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000177 07741332242 015517 0 ustar sgray sgray Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -- Ovid picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/palahniuk.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000647 07464747706 016555 0 ustar sgray sgray People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe, organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become. With the whole world property-lined and speed-limited and zoned and taxed and regulated, with everyone tested and registered and addressed and recorded. Nobodody had left much room for adventure, except maybe the kind you could buy. On a roller coaster. At a movie. -- Chuck Palahniuk picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/parker.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000261 07464747706 016055 0 ustar sgray sgray By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying-- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/pascal.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000164 07641064525 016022 0 ustar sgray sgray I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. -- Blaise Pascal picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/pelt.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000206 07741541630 015516 0 ustar sgray sgray I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Charles M. Schultz's character Lucy van Pelt, Peanuts picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/pericles.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000274 07727405003 016362 0 ustar sgray sgray The whole earth is the tomb of heroic men, and their story is not given only on stone, but abides everywhere without visible symbol woven into the stuff of other mens' lives. -- Pericles picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/picasso.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000113 07464747706 016226 0 ustar sgray sgray Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/plato.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000150 07464747706 015705 0 ustar sgray sgray Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -- Plato picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/po.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000367 07750022053 015171 0 ustar sgray sgray Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent. I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid. Then he will crown a tranquil life By becoming a Cabinet Minister. -- Su Tung-p'o picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/princess.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000165 07741541452 016404 0 ustar sgray sgray Life is pain, princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something. -- William Goldman, in The Princess Bride picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/quine.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000636 07464747706 015720 0 ustar sgray sgray To believe something is to believe that it is true; therefore a reasonable person believes each of his beliefs to be true; yet experience has taught him to expect that some of his beliefs, he knows not which, will turn out to be false. A reasonable person believes, in short, that each of his beliefs is true and that some of them are false. I, for one, had expected better of reasonable persons. -- W.V. Quine picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/quinn.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000410 07464747706 015717 0 ustar sgray sgray Most of the adults in your society seem to have forgotten what went on when they were in school as small children. If, as adults, they were forced to see it all again through the eyes of their children, I think they'd be astounded and horrified. -- Daniel Quinn picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/reid.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000144 07464747706 015512 0 ustar sgray sgray In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is -- Chuck Reid picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/reiser.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000400 07464747706 016055 0 ustar sgray sgray You know how you get out of bed, drag your feet into the bathroom, flip on the light, and stand in front of the mirror? You know how you squint your eyes and look? That. That's the big mistake. Looking in the mirror that early in the day. -- Paul Reiser picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/renard.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000225 07750540357 016031 0 ustar sgray sgray I have a reamarkable memory;I forget everything. It is wonderfully convenient. It is as though the world is renewing itself for me. -- Jules Renard picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/robbins.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000262 07573300714 016211 0 ustar sgray sgray Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/robespierre.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000143 07464747706 017111 0 ustar sgray sgray When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -- Robespierre picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/robinson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000272 07464747706 016424 0 ustar sgray sgray Tyrants are tyrants, and tyranny is tyranny, whether under the garb of law or in opposition to it. So thought and acted our ancestors, and so let us think and act. -- Charles Robinson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/roosevelt.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000117 07464747706 016613 0 ustar sgray sgray No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -- Eleanor Roosevelt picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/roosevelt2.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000152 07741332620 016653 0 ustar sgray sgray If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time. -- Franklin Roosevelt picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/rubin.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000222 07730422042 015660 0 ustar sgray sgray The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem. -- Theodore Rubin picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/russell.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000603 07464747706 016262 0 ustar sgray sgray Leisure is essential to civilization, and in former times leisure for the few was only rendered possible by the labours of the many. But their labours were valuable, not because work is good, but because leisure is good. And with modern technique it would be possible to distribute leisure justly without injury to civilization. -- Lord Bertrand Russell, 1932, In Praise of Idleness. picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/sagan.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000001511 07464747706 015661 0 ustar sgray sgray ... Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an inveterate skeptic I have closed my mind to the truth. Most notably I have ignored the evidence for an Earth that is six thousand years old. Well, I haven't ignored it; I considered the purported evidence and *then* rejected it. There is a difference, and this is a difference, we might say, between prejudice and postjudice. Prejudice is making a judgment before you have looked at the facts. Postjudice is making a judgment afterwards. Prejudice is terrible, in the sense that you commit injustices and you make serious mistakes. Postjudice is not terrible. You can't be perfect of course; you may make mistakes also. But it is permissible to make a judgment after you have examined the evidence. In some circles it is even encouraged. -- Carl Sagan picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/selassie.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000401 07734355664 016373 0 ustar sgray sgray Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph. -- Haile Selassie picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/semler.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000364 07464747706 016064 0 ustar sgray sgray There is no doubt in my mind: technology has gone through the roof since 1633, but quality of life has gone down the drain. All we have done is accelerate our malfunctions and increase the intensity of our miscommunication. -- Ricardo Semler picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/seneca.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000117 07741333236 016012 0 ustar sgray sgray Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones. -- Seneca picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/shakespeare.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000336 07573271650 017056 0 ustar sgray sgray Use every man after his desert, and who should scape whipping? Use them after your own honour and dignity. The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty. -- William Shakespeare, Hamlet (Hamlet, Act II Scene II) picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/shaw.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000241 07641067134 015514 0 ustar sgray sgray The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. -- George Bernard Shaw picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/simpson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000110 07464747706 016252 0 ustar sgray sgray Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Lisa Simpson, the Simpsons picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/sinz.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000154 07740606431 015537 0 ustar sgray sgray Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. -- Michael Sinz picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/slewis.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000227 07464747706 016101 0 ustar sgray sgray Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. -- Sinclair Lewis picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/slovenian.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000104 07464747706 016563 0 ustar sgray sgray Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. -- Slovenian proverb picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/sophocles.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000201 07741537343 016552 0 ustar sgray sgray Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past. -- Sophocles picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/steinem.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000121 07464747706 016230 0 ustar sgray sgray A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/stephenson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000631 07464747706 016760 0 ustar sgray sgray We want GUIs largely because they are convenient and because they are easy -- or at least the GUI makes it seem that way. Of course, nothing is really easy and simple, and putting a nice interface on top of it does not change that fact. A car controlled through a GUI would be easier to drive than one controlled through pedals and steering wheel, but it would be incredibly dangerous. -- Neal Stephenson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/stevenson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000170 07477443114 016602 0 ustar sgray sgray Isn't it conceivable to you that an intelligent person could harbor two opposing ideas in his mind? -- Adlai Stevenson picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/stolberg.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000156 07464747706 016415 0 ustar sgray sgray An expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy. -- Benjamin Stolberg picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/strindberg.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000174 07464747706 016737 0 ustar sgray sgray I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who have not got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/teller.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000127 07641061422 016036 0 ustar sgray sgray Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. -- Edward Teller picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/thomas.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000305 07464747706 016063 0 ustar sgray sgray After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of the unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the cost to others, to win advancement. -- Norman Thomas picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/thoreau.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000171 07464747706 016240 0 ustar sgray sgray Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison. -- Henry David Thoreau picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/thurber.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000100 07741541214 016214 0 ustar sgray sgray Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. -- James Thurber picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/tolkien.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000471 07741540626 016227 0 ustar sgray sgray Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to. -- J. R. R. Tolkien picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/twain.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000110 07464747706 015704 0 ustar sgray sgray I never let my schooling get in the way of my education. -- Mark Twain picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/ukranian.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000100 07464747706 016367 0 ustar sgray sgray Love tells us many things that are not so. -- Ukranian proverb picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/unix.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000577 07464747706 015564 0 ustar sgray sgray The objective of all dedicated employees should be to thoroughly analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon. However, When you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself your initial objective was to drain the swamp. -- Unix Fortune picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/valdez.sig 0100644 0000765 0000765 00000000142 07641066135 016035 0 ustar sgray sgray Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/vapereau.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000156 07464747706 016404 0 ustar sgray sgray Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge? -- Gustave Vapereau picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/voltaire.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000055 07464747706 016417 0 ustar sgray sgray A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/wallace.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000172 07464747706 016202 0 ustar sgray sgray As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than to behave well where they have behaved badly. -- Lew Wallace picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/washington.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000313 07734357510 016736 0 ustar sgray sgray Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action. -- George Washington picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/washingtonb.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000215 07740610022 017064 0 ustar sgray sgray Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. -- Booker T. Washington picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/watterson.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000204 07741541104 016572 0 ustar sgray sgray People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. -- Bill Watterson's character Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/webster.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000150 07464747706 016241 0 ustar sgray sgray A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. -- Daniel Webster picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/weil.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000311 07464747706 015525 0 ustar sgray sgray I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They may have been respectable, but they were never any good. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something. -- Yellow Kid Weil picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/whittier.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000164 07741540770 016420 0 ustar sgray sgray For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- John Greenleaf Whittier picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/wilde.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000112 07574022726 015656 0 ustar sgray sgray Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/wilder.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000232 07740611077 016041 0 ustar sgray sgray I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by moment on the razor-edge of danger and must be fought for... -- Thornton Wilder picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/wittgenstein.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000161 07730421502 017267 0 ustar sgray sgray Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/wodehouse.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000520 07464747706 016571 0 ustar sgray sgray ...I was just dropping off to sleep in my hammock, when suddenly a great beastly cat came whizzing through the air and caught me properly in the eyeball. It's a nice thing. A man can't sleep in hammocks in his own garden without people pelting him with cats. I insist on the blood of the man who threw that cat. -- P. G. Wodehouse picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/wolfe.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000072 07734362512 015671 0 ustar sgray sgray You can't free a fish from water. -- Robert Hewitt Wolfe picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/xenophon.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000256 07727404316 016420 0 ustar sgray sgray There is small risk that a general will be regarded with conmtempt by those he leads, if, whatever he may have to preach, he shows himself best able to perform. -- Xenophon picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/yiddish.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000122 07464747706 016222 0 ustar sgray sgray If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows. -- Yiddish saying picksig-cgi-v0.92/sigs/yoda.sig 0100664 0000765 0000765 00000000124 07630532721 015503 0 ustar sgray sgray No! Try not! Do! Or do not! 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It is safest to attach them to the start of each source file to most effectively convey the exclusion of warranty; and each file should have at least the "copyright" line and a pointer to where the full notice is found.; for ( $n = 0 ; $n < $inside ; $n++ ) { $thisline = "$signature[$n]" ; print "$thisline" ; } print "
\n\n"; open (LOCA, "$filelocation") ; srand() ; $lines=@file=\n\n"; print "\n\n"; close (QUOT) ;; close (LOCA) ; for ( $number = 0 ; $number < $lines ; $number++ ) { open (LOCA, "$filelocation") ; srand() ; $sig = "$file[$number]" ; close (LOCA) ; open (QUOT, "$sig") ; srand() ; $inside=@signature= ; for ( $n = 0 ; $n < $inside ; $n++ ) { $thisline = "$signature[$n]" ; print "$thisline" ; } print "\n==========\n\n"; } print "$number quotes\n"; print "